“Pop them in the microwave for a minute, slip them on and they should get your toes all nice and toasty.”
“Long day? Aching feet? Simply slip the booties in the Bootie Bag and microwave”
“The Magic Mesh Hands-Free Screen Door is the perfect solution: walk right through, and powerful magnets willl close the door behind you...like magic!”
“Many a bar-crawls owe a great deal to this - dare we say - revolutionary product that's otherwise known as a backward robe.”
“It costs a fraction of what it would cost to put a screen door on your French door. And no hands.”